Nasib si badak... kesiannya... hahahahaa !!!

Alhikayat, dalam sebuah hutan ada seekor badak sumbu dan seekor monyet. Mereka ni memang tak pernah baik, selalu jer bertengkar.. Pada suatu hari, sedang mereka bertengkar, mereka terjumpa sebuah pelita ajaib. Dipendekkan cerita, setelah digosok (jangan tak gosok) keluarlah seorang jin. Jin itu setuju untuk mengabulkan tiga permintaan bagi kedua2 menatang itu.
Permintaan 1 Badak : Saya mau semua badak sumbu di dalam hutan ini adalah betina, kecuali saya...hehe.
Permintaan 1 Monyet : Saya mau sebuah motor Harley Davidson Jin tu kelip mata, bling... semua badak lain kat situ jadi betina, pastu ada sebuah Harley Davidson 1300cc warna hitam Permintaan 2 badak : Saya mau semua badak sumbu kat negeri pahang ni betina kecuali saya.. hehe ........
Permintaan 2 monyet : Saya mau jaket kulit hitam dengan helmet Shoei
Jin tu kelip mata lagi, bling... semua badak di pahang dah jadi betina, dan monyet tu pun dapat barang2 mat motornya tu..
Lepas tu jin tu kata " Ini permintaan terakhir kamu, pikirlah dengan baik2"
Badak tu pikir sejenak lepas tu kata " Saya mau semua badak sumbu kat Malaysia ni betina yang cun melencun ghilerrr... kecuali saya". Jin tu pun kelipkan mata and then bling... maka tinggallah badak tu satu2nya badak jantan satu Malaya nihh..
"Hah monyet, awak nak apa pulak.. kasut boot kulit ke?" tanya jin. Monyet tu memakai helmetnya, naik atas motor Harleynya, start enjin, kemudian melihat pada badak yang tersengih lebar tu, "Saya mau badak tu jadi GAY"
Jin tu pun kelipkan mata, bling.... Maka meraunglah badak sumbu tu sepuas2nya..
"Mana aku nak cari badak jantan ni nyah... ish.. tak kuaassa nyah"

 

i know i nvr post for years !!! hahahaha.. enjoy this joke !

MPH Bookstore Working Experience

2nd day of working. Gosh, im so tired and my feet hurts as if they are not mine.. I thought i left my feet at MPH bookstore. lolx.. ARRGGHHH !! but i love this job. It was much easier and managable compare to my previous job which promotes door, door accessories n etc. At the very least, im facing book everyday.. i mean facebook. LOL !

To those who asked me on my 1st day of work... well, here it is, the experience as promised.
The working hours for morning shift is from 9.30am - 6.45am whereas for afternoon shift is from 12.30pm - 10.15pm. The 15 minutes is bcoz need to wait for the cashier to count the money. haha.. Some day, i might need to work full day also which is 9.30am to 10.15pm.. very "chi gek".. haha XD So, for the 1st day of work, the manager requested a senior, diva who wil b resigning and i'll b replacing him to bring me around and teach me wat i should know. I wil b incharge of children's department. Dun misunderstand, this isnt a toy store. haha.. Any items for children or teenager can be under this department such as novels, school work books and etc. To be honest, the 1st day was rather blur and today im stil blur bah. haha XD Too many authors im not familiar with.. but cant deny that this is a gd oppurtunity to learn and catch up too. So for the 1st day, i juz get familiarise with the environment, arrange the book in the order taught by diva and ya, there is secret to arrange books oso. hahaha.. it is impressive to learn how they arranged the books to make the racks dun look so empty.

All the staffs are extremely frendly and they joke with each others all the time too, even the manager. OMG !! the manager is behaving like.. how to say.. she doesnt hv an ego inside her tat she is the manager. She is jokeable to everybody and i can see how tat affects the spirit of her workers to perform and achieve good work for her. Today (2nd day) i did morning shift and i get to know that every morning, there will be a short briefing and the MPH pledge hv to b read every morning. Wow, this helps the keep the staff spirit high and at the same time, it allows the staff to give feedbacks and comments. Of course the whole briefing was informal.. so informal tat ppl can b laughing at others, talking, another gal can b "kejar lalat".. ya, she did.. The manager asked wat she doin and she said "kejar lalat tu".. oh dear -.-!! hahahaha XD The cashier even worse.. the manager asked her to show us some catalogues and HE start showing it like a model in a sissy  manner. We all laughed at him and the manager told me, "sabarlah leong.. dia ni mmg macam tu, tak blh duduk diam.." haha.. really laugh die me tat time.. all crazy crazy things can happen. No stress at all juz tiring. The staff oso like to gossip a lot inside the storeroom. lolx. i was sitting there during my breaktime wit diva. Then, those keyholders will said, tat guy who interviewed tat day.. tak nak, mulut becok, tak handsome.. haha.. Immediately, me n diva burst into laughters. These ppl, i tell u.. can really made ur life happier n im glad to be part of their family.. as said by 1 of the keyholders, "kita sama-sama kerja ni, consider 1 family." Oh ya yayaya ! i almost forgot this.. Diva can speak n read Chinese but i cant.. omg, he is an indian >.< swt.. 1 of the malay gal was surprised i cant read chinese too.. then she said something like how can i duno.. then i remember she said "tak pe la, kita ni kan satu malaysia, tak de beza." haha XD

Last but not least, Diva looks like Mr. Enoch ! From the back especially and the way he speaks. i wonder if they are siblings, cousin or anything.. lolx.. too bad, i dun hv a photo of him for u all to evaluate. Perhaps tmrw i shall snap 1 wit him b4 he leaves. Sad, he is leaving n he is so pro and teach me lots of things. =,(


With love,
     YY
-25/11/2010
 -8.52pm-

Good news !

Finally, after a few days of suspense..  i am hired. Yes, I am HIRED !! haha.. i am so deeply happy about it. The last thursday efforts of walking around shopping center and asking for a vacancy finally pays off. Thk God.. really thk God for it. I thought i wil b sitting at home this whole month as i can see ppl not interested to hire me because i wil b only working for 1 month. It is like wasting their time. Fortunately, things went out the other way and im glad..

This morning, i got a phone call from MPH bookstore. They claimed that they are unable to contact Pn. Fadzalah whom i wrote as my reference list during my job interview. I was rather shocked about that. Impossible she refused to pick up the phone or something like that. Then, the MPH manager asked me whether im already hired. I replied no and she explained to me that she can only hired me if and only if the headquarter approve the reference list which means they got to be able to contact my class teacher (Pn. Fadzallah).. Then she told me she wil request the headquarter to try again in the afternoon. After i hang up, i try to contact my class teacher. Unfortunately, the annoying operator voice pops out n said "nombor yang anda dail..." gosh.. At a blink of an eye time, i searched for my Media Club teacher advisor contact number (Pn. Ambika) and i called back the MPH bookstore. One of the workers picked up the phone and i requested for the manager. Very unfortunately, the call was disconnected b4 i had a chance to talk to the manager.. i myself duno wat happen so i called back and the manager pick up this time. I gave her Pn Ambika number and she juz "em em em.. ok.. thx thx thx ar..  bye." It sounds so disappointing to me.. It was like she feel very "leceh" d.. Nevertheless, i stil called up Pn Ambika, my form 6 media club teacher advisor. I told her that MPH ppl might called her later and i "reminded" her to tell them all my good stuffs. She immediately say no problem and told me that i owe her a treat in a joking manner. hehe.. tat is really kind of her to help me out. I know i had troubled her a lot d.. so kinda no prob on the treat as long as not something expensive =)

In the evening around 4pm, Pn Ambika gave me a call and told me MPH called her. From disappointed mood, i went to happy mood because if they do called, meaning i still have a chance... hehe.. i chatted with her a little while about the usual things like "how r u ?" "what had u been doin ?" and bla bla bla.. and i got to know tat she is retiring next year 1st of march.. woo.. so sad..

In the evening around 5pm, i started making dinner which means i cooked ! haha.. i sliced the meat, cut the potatoes, chopped the onions and garlic.. Halfway i frying my potatoes, i heard a phone call.. I immediately dashed to the dining table which i placed my handphone there and meanwhile hoping that it was from MPH. Yes it is ! When i saw the number, i was so excited. Good news ahead.. I picked up and they requested me to work on wed at 12.30pm. Be punctual.. and i remember i keep saying "no problem, no problem". hahaha !!

Mixed sauce potatoes with pork + fried choi sum.

I was so excited by then and after i hang up, i jumped and shouted to my sis-in-law 2 that i am hired d. hahaha XD i know it sounds like im so retarded... haha =p too happy that time til i cant control myself d. =D
My sis-in-law 2 was in the kitchen helping me to cook the potatoes while i answering the call. She was shocked too tat i can cook.. hahaha XD

Tats all for today... =)

With love,
     YY
-22/11/2010-
  -8.42pm-

Chain of Happiness... Mon to Wed.

Firstly, make urself a cup of coffee or tea as this is gonna be a long whiny blog.
Secondly, off the lights and burn a candle. hahaha ! sounds like telling ghost stories. haha..

Ok, here it goes..

This week has been a very crazy week.

Monday: ( Me, Elvin, Alvin, Agnes, Renee, Ruen Ping, Helen, Jhii Lien, Sheng )
The day all year 1 pharmacy students waiting for.. the day where lazyness is allowed after the last paper and the day holidays fill each of us every single day. So, after 3 hours vomiting chemistry inside the exam hall, the paper finally ends and I am definitely sure every1 has a smile on their face outside the exam hall. Then, the fun begins wit a long discussion of "where to go ?". If im not wro ng, i suppose we discussed bout where to go for an hour. OMG ! Can u believe it ? 1 hour man.. i could have play at least 5 rounds of twinbees. hahaha XD

Finally, we ended up in Mid Valley. Helen L (hl), Ruen Ping (rp) and me followed Renee's car. Our group was honoured to buy the cinema tickets. Megamind ! Btw, the movie was chosen by the other group (Alvin, Agnes, Sheng, Elvin & Jhii Lien).

Next, gather wit others.. i remember when Aggie saw me, she shouted "yy ! and she pinched my face." haha.. >.<  hmm.. dangling there for a while and finally end up in Manhattan(correct spelling ?). The food.. arr... awful.. too oily until i feel a bit nausea. already 3 hours vomiting chemistry and now the fish. yuck ! yer ! pui ! But Renee food taste much better. Should have follow what that lady order. kekeke =p

Then.. we went and bought Mr Enoch a pen and a card. Not much bout tat.. After that, we went to watch megamind ! Thank God we didnt late for the movie. Juz in time. Popcorns ready with coke. shared wit aggie. oh ya, aggie, i owe u this ! Next movie, i treat u back. hehehe... Megamind was totally laughter from the beginning to the end. So funny.. So silly la.. and that roxanne ! totally reminds of my form 6 fren Rozanne whom i used to call her cat.. LOL !! The movie was superb ! We burst out of laughters again and again due to the lame and silly joke inside. At one point, i can hear only a few of us laughing. The other audience wasnt laughing but i dun care. I find it funny though =p
Roxanne : You're so predictable.. the spider is new..
hahaha !!

Wats next ? oh ya, Renee brought us eat tat nyonya dessert at Nyonya colors. I didnt order coz the price was too "colourful". LOL ! =D  oh ya, we wrote message for Mr. Enoch too and i "conteng" Elvin's msg ! hahaha.. Put all the wrong labelling to the nerve cell. HAHAHA !! After around 15-20 minutes, we left and Alvin's group jiu left. Aggie leaving to find her boyboy. Others balik rumah left me, renee, helen and ruen ping. hahaha.. We walked around for a while and then headed home. =p and tat renee said wan make me muffin when i come back ! write it down here so tat i wont forget ! wakakakaka XD

Finally, the day ends wit elvin helping me to reformat my laptop at alvin's room. Actually hor, reformatting is so simple. hahaha ! I thought it was very technical.. cheh.. Oh ya, tat elvin focus more on his game then helping me to reformat. sei zai.. knock knock his head =p kekekeke !

Tuesday: ( Alvin, Elvin, Sheng, Jhii Lien & her hsemate-i dun know how to spell her name and me)
Tuesday was nvr been that exciting before. After having Madam Chiang pan mee for breakfast, we headed right to Sunway. Elvin drove us there. Surprisingly, his driving quite steady. Good ! Hehe.. We had a hard time looking for parking but we eventually found 1. Then we went for the ice skating. Cool man but Elvin and Sheng not playing and i know y.. Sheng teman Elvin to the arcade and walk around. Such a nice fren. Me ? I went for ice skating. lolx... Me, Alvin, Jhii Lien went 1st followed by Kee Wei's group tat consist of helen wong, wei yei, cher li and ron.

Haha.. I remember when i entered tat skating hall, it was so slippery. I grabbed hold the wall so tightly and slide forward while holding the wall. Unfortunately, after 5minute i entered, they request us to leave the skating hall. OMG !! I dunno how to reverse !! I am stuck and luckily Alvin and Jhii Lien came. Alvin hold me from back and Jhii Lien hold from front. Im like being dragged outside and it was so embarassing !! hahaha XD but it was really fun and i was laughing of my sillyness. hahahaha XD

Jhii Lien teach me to walk first before i learn to slide coz walking can help me learn to balance myself. So when i reenter the skating hall, i learned to walk first and i walked a few rounds.. Jhii Lien started to help me by holding my hands and skate with me. I told her i dun wanna fall on her and she misunderstood it. Alvin was there too and both of them misunderstood it. swt -.-!! LOL !!  Oh ya, another funny thing is halfway i met a girl who 1st time playing oso n almost same age as me. Her name was Serene and she's from Johor. hahaha.. Cant believe i can actually find a new fren there.. As time pass, i learned how to slide. At times, Alvin wil come find me and grabbed my hand n slide with me and so do Jhii Lien and her hsemate. hahaha XD It was a great skating experience and I wish i can skate again. Surprisingly, i didnt fall down during the whole skating session. hehehe XD

After skating, JL & her hsemate left us. They went to jogoya wit their frends. So, left 4 guys (alvin,elvin,sheng &me). Went dinner at 118 Taman lensen and then we went giant buy some stuff for tmrw spaghetti. After tat, we visited Xin Qian and Yee Wen to take notes from them. hahaha.. Alvin hesitated to buy the books sold by Yee Wen and some sort of funny debate there. LOL !! Then, headed back to my hse, take my bath and flew to alvin hse. 4 guys in 1 room. What does it sounds like to you ? hahaha.. if hv mahjong jiu nice leh. ngam ngam 4 kaki. kekeke.. =p 3 of them play counter strike and i lie on bed watching them playing tat game. Looks silly to me coz the player die so easily. cant even survive more than a minute. However, when i played, i realised it was fun because u're playing wit ur frens ! haha.. i wil nvr forget the moment i switch to elvin's team and i killed him (my own teammate). LOL XD he was so pek chek after me repeatedly kill him a few times til he had to switch to other team. hahahaha !! sorry elvin, i duno y i did tat but im not able to kill u if i played against you. So, no choice lo, i had to b ur teammate in order to get a chance to shoot ur head. LOL !!!!! Dun angry k.. i sayang u back =)

Jhii Lien came around 12 or 1am. Cant really remember and OMG !! she play cs too. swt.. -.-!! haha.. so unbelieveable.. Then, we chat wit aggie through webcam. haha !! We miss her so much but unfortunately tat fish rather type then speak to us.. ish ish ish... Alvin got so hot and started his strip dance when he saw aggie's uncle not wearing a shirt. hahahahaha XD and Elvin entertained all of us wit his ahh ahh ahh.. LOL ! it was a great night and not to be forget. After chatting wit aggie, cs continues as usual. At 4am, all of us got so tired. all lie on the bed with blanket. so freaking cold !! hahaha ! When it was about 5am, we all left. Alvin accompany Jhii Lien back and i asked sheng to sleep in my room. Unfortunately, i got to do the laundry 1st b4 i sleep. Ended up i sleep at 6am. T.T

Wednesday ( Elvin, Sheng, Alvin, Jhii Lien, Wei Yei and me )
The spaghetti day !! I woke up at 10.25am. My alarm woke me up but i off it. I closed my eyes but i wasnt really sleeping. At 10.30am sheng alarm rings.. haha.. this time, i woke up liao. The conclusion is, Sheng is not responsive to other ppl alarm but his own one only ! hahaha XD  And sheng, i promise i wont tel tat secret to any1 k.. neh, tat 1 ar. hehe.. mouth zipped n u hv the key ! =p

Spaghetti preparation starts at 11am at Alvin hse. This alvin sleep like pig ar ! hahaha !! Elvin get the burger done while i get the spaghetti cooked. Surprisingly, 1 packet is enough to feed 6 mouths !!! hahaha... Luckily i cook 1 pack 1st. If not.... i cant imagine it. Haha.. Both the burget and spaghetti was very good. But juz 1 comment, the spaghetti could be better with more ingredients.. i eating lots of spaghetti but the ingredients was scarce. hehe.. but it taste good ! Thx ewwin for keeping up ur promise ! haha.. =)

At evening, i jiu went back to Seremban liao. Alvin drove me to ktm. Thx thx ya..

So, tats all from me for this few days and now.. i miss u guys so much. Wish tat renee can join us. puas puas ask her come oso she dun wan. haikz.. Muacks muacks u all.

Thursday:
Bro told me no need to work for him d coz he has hired enough part timer. Coz too many customers and cant wait till i come back, so he got no choice and has to respect his partner's decision too. Swt -.-!! should have told me earlier. I wil definitely understand and wont angry. Shouldnt tell me last minute and only when i asked him.. haikz.. nvm, since i cant change the decision, might as well learn to accept it happily =)

With Love,
    YY
-20/11/2010-
  -2.59am-

First time

testing testing 1..2..3..